Wednesday, April 12, 2006

How to silence an entire room of bankers...

And also ensure I never get invited to join the lunch group again.


Perfectly nice co-worker: "Tiffany, you have a cat. Would you chose your cat over true love?"

Me (laughing): "What? Why?"

Perfectly nice co-worker: "Other co-worker's new girlfriend is allergic to his dog and wants him to get rid of it. We think he should if he's truly in love with the girl."

Me: "No way in hell. If it were true love she'd love the dog."


**crickets**

5 comments:

Michele said...

This is a NEW girlfriend and she wants him to get rid of his dog?? Can't she just take allergy medicine or something?

Tiffany said...

I dunno but seems a little early to be playing the "if you really loved me" card no?!?!?!

You coulda heard a pin drop!

Liz said...

I agree with you- for the love of god they make over the counter claritin.

erikhnh said...

sounds like a prissy bitch to me! :)

kate said...

damn straight!