And also ensure I never get invited to join the lunch group again.
Perfectly nice co-worker: "Tiffany, you have a cat. Would you chose your cat over true love?"
Me (laughing): "What? Why?"
Perfectly nice co-worker: "Other co-worker's new girlfriend is allergic to his dog and wants him to get rid of it. We think he should if he's truly in love with the girl."
Me: "No way in hell. If it were true love she'd love the dog."