And also ensure I never get invited to join the lunch group again.
Perfectly nice co-worker: "Tiffany, you have a cat. Would you chose your cat over true love?"
Me (laughing): "What? Why?"
Perfectly nice co-worker: "Other co-worker's new girlfriend is allergic to his dog and wants him to get rid of it. We think he should if he's truly in love with the girl."
Me: "No way in hell. If it were true love she'd love the dog."
**crickets**
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4 comments:
This is a NEW girlfriend and she wants him to get rid of his dog?? Can't she just take allergy medicine or something?
I dunno but seems a little early to be playing the "if you really loved me" card no?!?!?!
You coulda heard a pin drop!
I agree with you- for the love of god they make over the counter claritin.
damn straight!
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